cespur:

hey guys remember when the american soccer team was out of the world cup and the new york post ran this cover

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good times

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deansass:

the-kellic-ship:

deansass:

dear Australians,

Canada has less people than California alone, and we’re the 2nd biggest country in the world. Gay rights are fully legal, abortion is legal, no racism or descrimination of any kind is allowed, free healthcare, and we have moose. Come live here, we have lots of space!

sincerely,

Canadians

can Americans come too

no

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findmedownsouth:

touch-me-inthe-dark:

spooning is the best because i get to see how long it takes to give you a boner with my ass

Girls are evil for this right here.

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heliolisk:

bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes

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POSTED AT 11:52 PM WITH 414,619 notes

fadeintocase:

parkway-nosedive:

trauntwave:

not every single long sentence is a song title by fall out boy 

there are two ways to read this

"Not Every Single Long Sentence Is A Song Title" by Fall Out Boy

"Not Every Single Long Sentence Is A Song Title By Fall Out Boy" by Panic! at the Disco

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College admission season is going to break me.

POSTED AT 11:42 PM WITH 1 note