trillow:

i got 99 problems and i can’t remember any of them so i guess that makes a hundred

(via missspankypants)

jalex5eva:

jalex5eva:

why did the pop punk kid cross the road

to get out of this town

(via devotionii)

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

(via jdja)

h0llo:

twinkle twinkle little star I fucked your bitch and stole your car

(via homeo-sapien)

yourfriendg00:

cute nicknames for your significant other:

• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport

(via skechershotlights)

I like drinking coffee alone, and reading alone.

I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone.

It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.

I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.

But when I see a mother with her child;

A girl with her lover;

Or a friend laughing with their best friend;

I realize that even though I like being alone

I don’t fancy being lonely.

(Source: gbass, via jete-battu)